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Offline I Eat Sub

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Runescape Poems
« on: August 29, 2014, 00:01:55 »
Post  Runescape Poems
I was recently told this one . ...


In the Ge, my name was called
I turned around and there I saw
A Sad-looking chap, to be sure
There was no doubt that he was poor
3k Pl0x the nub he said
I banked my gear and then I fled
he chased me shouting  "I really need
to buy myself some impish beads
He fell behind with his agility of three
and finally at last I was free
until i realized where I ran
wilderness around me as well as his clan
PJ'ed I was and close to death
but then I teletabbed with my last breath
to varrock I went and what do I hear?
"3k Pl0X!"and I started to tear...



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Offline Redtunnel

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Re: Runescape Poems
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2014, 00:45:47 »
Not a poem, but close enough
"The purity of a person's heart can be measured by how they regard cats"



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Offline Teknolla G

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Re: Runescape Poems
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2014, 07:09:04 »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poems,
Give me your GP.

 

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