The Return of Ralph Kenneth Lipenstein the Third!

Tom · « **on:** April 21, 2013, 15:14:13 »

Hey Guys, Ralph here! How's it hangin'? I am a 18, soon to be 19 year, I was born in Vienna, Austria in 1994 and then I moved to Ukraine and then on to the United Kingdom. I have been living here for the last 13 years.

So, a little bit about my Runescape Career,

I started out as a level 3, back in June 2006. On an Account called, 'Chillyman21' upon which I still have access to still! Here is a Quick-Screen Shot of my current account,

I am a level 151 Pking boss, I learnt from the legend, Ronald.

I live in the United Kingdom, Nottingham to be precise. I like to take long walks in the countryside and bathe in a bath for hours upon hours.

I am currently studying to be a Politician, Hopefully. I have many hobbies including, Skydiving, Snowboarding, Pie Eating & Ale Testing. Other sports, I play Croquet and Ten Pin Bowling.

Sooo.. My life is pretty snazzy. I wake up, get a black coffee, go to college, come home, chill, log on scape. On an thursday I do the same except it's student night in Notts so I go out and drink and dance like a Jester. On a friday I take long stroles through the Yorkshire Moors whilst puffing on a montecristo. I then return home to a Home-Made Shepards Pie and a Glass of Cider.

At the weekends I Rock out with my Cock out and play loads of Scape.

I am currently working on 99 attack, strength, defence, constitution, range, prayer, summoning, agility, 120 dungeoneering, construction,and ofcourse, Motherfudging Hunter Baby!

As I mentioned earlier, I am a level 151 PKer, I am currently the most skillful level 151 ever known in the whole of Gielnor.

My Total level is currently 2255 and my Total Experience is 278M!

Also in my freetime, I like to sleep and dream of Arabella Drummond.

I would like to Re-Kindle my Consentus Experience once again!

I hope that you will all accept me with open arms for who I am, not by the colour of my skin or by the nature of my noobness but for my smoothe pick-up lines, my strange interest in penguins and my ability to eat 6 bagels in under 4 minutes.

I was a previous Chat Moderator within Clan Hopefull, back in 86' but unfortuneately my position was swiftly terminated due to 'inappropriate language & behaviour'. However, times have changed, it's grown older, so has my hair. My six pack has almost doubled since my last post, I currently have a two pack.

I am currently thinking of producing a Road to 151 Combat series upon which I shall probably not finish. I have no gotten oneself a youtube channel as of the current posting of this introduction how I shall be making one in the near future perhaps.

I currently have three girlfriends, named Samantha, Debbie & Arabella. One lives in Nottingham, the other in Sheffield and the third I am not too sure.

You can all follow me on le Twitter at: www.twitter.com/Flowpopo

I would like to thank Lilleath, Tommy & the other members staff who I don't know for allowing oneself to have posting rights. I shall CLAM down my antics, remove any sarcasm and keep it fresher than fromage frais.

I am looking into doing some dungeoneering in the next few weeks so if you are possibly interest in participating in some floors just leave a delightful message directed to me.

Thank you for reading,

Most of that is true. yay.