Hi, I'm pizzapants.
I'm a respectable individual who files his taxes on time and works well with others.
I feel that I can make a great contribution to this establishment and that I-
Wait. This is just an introduction post on a forum board... not a job interview...
Sweet.
'SUP EVERYONEEEEEEE
The names' pizza.
I like to sing loudly in public restrooms and drink beer while showering.
My favorite musician from the 90's is Aqua. If you don't think that Candyman or Barbie Girl are the best songs in existence, we're going to have some problems.
Other then that... Yeah!
Pizza out.