So, you've sent your questions in. Some good attempts at the correct ones, and some good funny questions too.
Below is the actual question, and the submissions.
1q. Why was a Taiwanese woman stopped in customs?Hydrogy - Woman hided 24 gerbils under her skirt, what happened after?
Ephesia - C. A Taiwanese woman was caught for smuggling, what was she smuggling and where did she keep her goods? (1) / F. I was wondering… What was your boss wearing today?
Masj3 - How do you get caught in customs if you can't find any drugs?
Joe - C. A Taiwanese women was caught trying to smuggle in what animal? (1) / F. Bad ideas for a prom dress?
Aquanoise - How did Nikkie lose so much weight?
Selcouth - what does 'only Lilly' use as bed socks during the cold weather (1)
Mini Nub - What did local police officers find attached from local resident Lilly Woodward?
Krazy Golf - What is Nikkie's idea of a good night in?
1a. 24 gerbils strapped to her legs2q. What hashtag are beauty bloggers putting on their Instagrams to show off their skills?Hydrogy - Woman wanted to please her man who liked potatoes, so she tried to make her face look like one and went viral she calls it:
Ephesia - C. Name one wasteful challenge on twitter /F. How should we do your face for your high school prom?
Masj3 - What is it called when you love makeup but you look horrible after anyway?
Joe – C. A viral video shows someone doing a makeup tutorial on what vegetable? (1) / F. What are "Kylie Cosmetics" useful for?
Selcouth - how does McDonalds make their fries look appetising
Mini Nub - What was the top trend amongst paraplegics? (1)
Krazy Golf - What is Team Summer's new motto?
2a. #potatomakeup3q. What was the name of the trend in which people dyed their underarm hair?Hydrogy - Whats the most attractive thing to men in 2019 so far?
Ephesia - C. What is the best Beauty trend of 2019 so far? / F. Dear child, what would you want for your 5th birthday?
Masj3 - What is it called when gays don't shave their armpits? (1)
Joe – What is a prime example of why some millennials should not be allowed to dress themselves?
Aquanoise – What’s the secret ingredient for a Big Mac?
Selcouth - what is jagex's latest offering in their premium hair style cosmetics range
Mini Nub - What is Donald J Trumps favourite feature about his wife Melania Trump?
Krazy Golf - What did one lady create a weave from?
3a. Unicorn armpit hair4q. What warning did doctors give about Lush Bath Bombs?Hydrogy - What does it say on the package of the soap?
Ephesia - C. What would your gynaecologist advice you to do regarding foreign bodies? / F. Do you remember mommy’s rule regarding vegetables?
Masj3 - What should be put on items with high risk of theft?
Joe - What was my pick up line college?
Aquanoise - What should be put on every baby food can instructions list?
Selcouth - what is tattooed onto Andrew's penis, in an effort to prevent him breeding (1)
Mini Nub - What should you not do with a cactus?
Krazy Golf - What did the sign on the nunnery bedroom say?
4a. Do not insert into vagina.5q. What can you name after your ex for £1.50?Hydrogy - What do u call when u gift ur ex a box of chocolates with a pleasant surprise inside it
Ephesia - C. What can you name after your ex in times of love celebrations? (1) / F. What does everyone want as a present in middle of February?
Masj3 - What should you give your loved one on valentine's day if he/she is allergic to both chocolate and pollen?
Joe - You can buy and name what bug after your ex on this day of love? (1)
Selcouth - what is the least romantic gift you could give your partner (1)
Mini Nub - What's the best present you can buy your valentine this valentines day?
5a. Valentine's day cockroach6q. What did Piers Morgan almost 'vomit' after eating on Good Morning Britain?Hydrogy - Gregg is 34 and still a virgin, gregg doesn't like to be called a virgin, so instead he called his willy this:
Ephesia - C. What is the most hotly debated sausage roll in the world? / F. What is the one thing women never leave at home?
Masj3 - What vegan meat substitute product caused mayhem online after they sold old quickly?
Joe – C. England based food company Greggs makes a vegan friendly what? / F. What is Joe's stripper name?
Selcouth - what needs some meat in it
Mini Nub - What do you call dog shit mixed with flowers and pastry? (1)
Krazy Golf - What ungodly action signals the end of days?
6a. Greggs vegan sausage roll7q. What Friends star was recently in the spotlight after a robbery?Hydrogy - Who is being suspected for a robbery? (1)
Ephesia - C. Who is the most intelligent one in the “Friends”-group? / F. Who will make Brexit a reality?
Masj3 - Who of your "friends" tried to rob some beverages?
Joe - Painfully awkward geologist in 'Friends' who, let's face it, we both did and didn't like. I mean I'm not THAT heartless, I did feel something when Rachel got off the plane to go back to him, but she gave up her dream job in Paris for him?? What the F gurl?! He made a list about Rachel saying why she wasn't the right choice and yet he dated a student? Oh my gosh even Joey as clueless as he could be; had a heart of gold and honestly was a much better option for Rachel.
Anyway. What was his name?
Aquanoise - Who plays monica's brother in friends? / Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (1)
Selcouth - name the stars of the failed 'friends' spin-off, ‘mates’?
Mini nub - I'll be there for you? Idk literally can't think of one
Krazy Golf - Name the best Friends character?
7a. Ross Geller/David Schwimmer8q. What South park character was discovered by NASA on Jupiter?Hydrogy - What’s the coolest character in southpark?
Ephesia - C. What is the ninth episode in South Park's first season called? / F. What is your favourite Christmas desert?
Masj3 - What is the title of the Christmas special (9th) episode of the first season of South Park?
Joe - Name of singing South Park turd.
Aquanoise - Who saved the Christmas play on south park at Christmas? / Who would be a better prime minister for the UK? (1)
Selcouth - Disney’s latest festive offering is causing a few raised eyebrows, what was its name?
Mini Nub - Who is Donald J Trump related to?
Krazy Golf - Name a shit Christmas film you definitely don’t want to see?
8a. Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo.9q. What song did Theresa May dance to on stage?Hydrogy - What’s the most viewed music video by Abba?
Ephesia - C. What ABBA single was released in Sweden 15th August 1976? / F. What is the nickname of Sarah Sanders?
Masj3 - What is ABBA's most popular song?
Joe - Album by Cher, American TV show, song by Abba, and Dec's nickname are?
Aquanoise - What’s the biggest hit from Abba?
What was Donald Trump’s profession before he became the president of the united states?
Selcouth - Jagex deny they are making the game too easy, despite the recent release of which boss (1)
Mini Nub - What is Marilyn Manson's favourite song?
Krazy Golf - What is ABBA's most famous song?
9a. Dancing Queen10q. What is your name?Hydrogy - Runescape npc names in ape atoll be like what?
Ephesia - C. What is your name? (1) F. Is your tongue frozen to that post? (1)
Masj3 - What is your name?
Joe - What does Nikkie sound like when she's drunk?
Aquanoise - Whats the best thing you can yell when having a stroke?
Selcouth - Manchester city fans are struggling to organise a chant for their new south African defender .name him
Mini Nub - What's the really long Welsh word?
Krazy Golf - So what is your name? (1)
10a. Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
1st: @Ephesia and @Selc0uth with 4 points each!
2nd: @Joe 3 points
3rd: @Aquanoise and @Mini Nub 2 points each
Runners up: @Hydrogy @masj3 and @Krazy Golf
Thank you for playing 