* What is E-dating?*
E-dating happens when a male player meets a female player who is very likely to be a male player
* how to spot e-daters*Following each other in circles
Pink outfits
Hipster TH-shit like (sun)glasses or a bear
Expensive weapons like seismics and other t90 stuff (or flowers)
fancy looking cape
or
smileys
having fun in the first floor of the Blue Moon Inn
Using the ''strongarm'' emote a lot
being mean and then say ''
''
Asking where the girl is if she's afk for a (little) while
*how do i e-date*
Tip 1: Don't ask personal information. She will tell you anyways, at some point.
Tip 2:Know your opponents
Tip 3:Don't make any contact with her friends or clan
Tip 4: Don't act too obvious, just act like you 'just' like her
Tip 5: If you've got her added, don't spam her immediately
Tip 6: Dance or follow eachother in a bank where no one comes. the intricate courting ritual of circle dancing.
Tip 7: Talk serious, but make jokes. Don't overkill it, she'll think you're just 'a' guy (but you are not)
Tip 8: Always say goodmorning and goodnight to her
Tip 9:sometimes (SOMETIMES) put
behind the sentence
Tip 10: If you've got the feeling she doesnt like you that much, just keep acting normally
Tip 11: Change your name to something with 'Ryus' or 'Monochrome', cause girls seem to like that (idk why (but its true))
Tip 12: Age is just a number on runescape
Tip 13: Try to find out if she uses Skype or something (which could be handy later)
Tip 14: Give her some pink Keldagrim shorts
Tip 15: Compliment her outfit
Tip 16: 'Accidently' create a new outfit that matches hers
Tip 17: listen to her criticism about your outfit
Tip 18: Take a few breaks to start dancing again
Tip 19: Make use of the 'join' and 'trail' options. Find out which world she's usually on, then suprise her
Tip 20: Your name should be something with MINI in front of it. ALWAYS.
EVER.
Tip 21: I repeat TIP 20, ITS IMPORTANT
Tip 22:Listen, and talk about whatever you like to talk about (dont be shy)
Tip 23: Don't ask a lot about her relationship irl. Its Runescape. Not irl.
Tip 24: If her outfit is very revealing, she's more likely to be a man (pointing at JoshPD)
Tip 25: If you know her for a while, try to get in touch with her friends or clan. Find out if she's really a girl.
Tip 26: dont ask tip 25 too obvious, it could make her angry
Tip 27: back to tip 11
Tip 28: The time has come to change your gender too
Tip 29: Make sure you two are following the same god
Tip 30: Do fun things like killing creatures together
Tip 31: Talk with other people, so no one will think you're obsessed with her
Tip 32: Don't date girls from your own country, you weirdo
Tip 33: If you have an 'Opponent', keep calling that kid a noob
Tip 34: Only use this guide if you really want to
Tip 35: Be enthousiastic
Tip 36: You should stop reading this, follow your heart
Tip 37: Use cute words like 'cute' 'Puppys' 'bubbles' or 'Bush did 9/11'
Tip 38: Be realistic. A ed8 is not a real date. Not yet.
Tip 39: If she annoys you, just keep acting normally but put her on the ignore list when she doesnt look
Tip 40: Try to make her jelly, talk to other females too
Tip 41: Look if she posted in the HLF 'post your picture' topic
Tip 42: If she got lots of girls added, she's probably a girl too.
Tip 43: Try to be logged in as long as her
Tip 44: Do something special everytime you meet her. She'll come back at that.
Tip 45: Don't talk serious about Sex. But you can joke about that.
Tip 46: Don't try to edate girls who are too serious and too attracted by lots of male players, like Meg (cubchoo) or Monochrome
Tip 47: Wear pink skirts yourself too
Tip 48: Ask her to make some sandwiches
Tip 49: it's the internet, you're allowed to troll! But dont be too mean
Tip 50: Act interested in the skill she trains, even if you dont like it
Tip 51: Make a goal you can race together
Tip 52: Only date girls from your own level
Tip 53: Repeat tip 11:
Tip 54: If you are seen with a girl with a way lower total level than you, you'll get sued, you pervert
Tip 55: Buy PREMIUM HAIRSTYLES FROM SOLOMON
Tip 56: This guide COULD HELP, don't just copy it literally
Tip 57: Join a clan with a few girls (try consentus) make sure they like you the most
Tip 58: If you're from Belgium, you are screwed (ask Vlees)
Tip 59: Try not to waste too much xp. Do your own things, but also keep in touch with her
Tip 60: Repeat tip 53
Tip 61: Only date girls of your own level. Don't be a pedo.
Tip 62: As a skiller, you're more likely to edate. Don't do any PvM.
Tip 63: Don't give her money or things, dont be that desperate
Tip 64: Wear the same cape. preferably max or comp
Tip 65: Dont ask for help, let her know you're self-sufficient
Tip 69: I know i skipped four tips. Fuck this. I lost inspiration and my English is bad. Mods feel free to correct me or change lay-outs
Thanks for your time, i hope you enjoyed my guide
xx
Short:
MMORPG - Millions of Men Online Role Playing Girls
g.i.r.l. - guy in real life.
Special thanks to Smurfie