Several of you may recognize me from the clan 'Skillers of Honor' whereupon we had a skilling contest or two with Consentus in the past (I'm now in a different clan). Hello again to those that know me
 
To those who don't know me, I'm the vibrant and crazy RS player who goes by the name Lady Spyra. I have been infiltrating RS with farts for many years, and proud of it too! My real name is Melissa, but you may call me Mel for short as that seems to be the common trend for those who know me online I was born with a rare hereditary disorder called Beals Syndrome. I spend a lot of my RS time in the lobby talking in the clan chat while doing other things, but lately my boyfriend is starting to coax me into becoming interested in RS again by doing things with me in game (yay for that!).
 
 
My outside interests include; bowling, writing poetry, bocce ball, boating.
 
My tastes in music include; 80s, classic rock, techno, dance, trance, dubstep, rock, metal, country, smooth jazz, Irish.
 
 
I LOVE CATS AND I LOVE COFFEE!!!!!!!! ...and pretty much anything that tastes like coffee
 
 
Oh and one more thing....... *farrrrrrrrt*

Great to hear from you Mel, I remember the war well. Hopefully we can set something up again!

uh welcome mam and what do u mean you have een infesting rs with "farts"

Eeeeeeeeee. You follow me on Twitter.

Welcome to Consentus.

Sounds good, Krazy I'll definitely have a chat with my clan leader about the idea. I am certain she'd be up for it!
 
@ Andrew - I randomly type "-farts-" but since they released the 'breaking wind' emote, now I usually just do that emote lol. Thank you for the welcome!
 
@ Winter - Hey there, thought you looked familar! Thank you for the welcome!

Hey Mel,

I love to see you here, was great to find you on Twitter

isnt the www a most wonderful place?

All the best people love Cats

Hey Mel,

I love to see you here, was great to find you on Twitter

isnt the www a most wonderful place?

All the best people love Cats

noobiest*

Thank you Lilly Yes it sure is a great place!
 
@ Andrew - You're just jealous!

Your taste in music sure sounds.... Interesting... Pile of wank.

Not sure what bocce ball is, so I'll assuming it involves bouncing someone's balls around.

Coffee is disgusting and I'm not a great fan of pussy. More of a dog guy.

But it's nice to know a bit more about you, even if you never mentioned how old you are. 60?

My outside interests include; bowling, writing poetry, bocce ball, boating.
 
My tastes in music include; 80s, classic rock, techno, dance, trance, dubstep, rock, metal, country, smooth jazz, Irish.

I LOVE CATS AND I LOVE COFFEE!!!!!!!! ...and pretty much anything that tastes like coffee

 Marry me. :pout:

Hey there Mel. Nice to know a bit more about you! (Pew, you stink!)

Hey
Its great to know a bit more about you
rock and metal music is totally ftw
and you've got medopker offering marriage - thats definitely a good intro post

@ Pluto - I apologize; I'm currently 28, I turn 29 in November As for bocce ball, I'll try to keep this brief. Bare in mind I'll be explaining this as I'm most familar with in a league type setting. Basically, there's 4 players to a team. 2 of your team mates go up against 2 of another team mates, standing at opposite ends of a dirt/gravel court. There's 2 different colors, 8 balls total, 4 balls each. Then there's a little white ball. X rolls the white ball, then X rolls one of their team's colored balls. Now Y rolls one of their team's balls down, and Y must make it closer to the white ball than X. If Y doesn't, then Y must roll from their remaining 3 balls till they either get closer to the white ball, or run out of balls. A maximum of 4 points can be earned, and games keep going till a team reaches 11 points. It's a lot of fun since there's the chance you could knock your opponent in closer to the white ball at any time
 
@ Medo - Wow! There's a shocking greeting! I'm sorry to burst your dreams but I'm already taken I think it's awesome that you (I'm assuming since you put it in bold) love 80s. It is a great decade of music ^_^
 
@ Cody - Thank you! And don't worry, it's one of those smells that gets sweeter with time, lol
 
@ Lunar - Thank you! And yes I agree ^_^ I listen to a lot of In Flames. I love how they have some heavy metal songs and then some lighter songs, it's nice! And haha, I know right!! Golly, I'm feeling the love already

Welcome, Lady Spyra!

It's always nice to see new faces in the clan.

I know you from twitter but not that well.

Welcome to Consentus, Spyra.