Lister: I'll tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle.
(craig charles as dave lister in red dwarf in episode "demons and angels")
Holly [after being insulted about his temporarily reduced IQ]: 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!
Holly, That's a load of Tottenham, that is. Yeah, a steaming pile of Hotspur.
(ships computer in red dwarf)
just thought these were funny quotes
but seriously, ive never tasted an edible pot noodle...