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Title: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: ShaneGoesArd on January 29, 2020, 18:45:14
Hey guys, the game is very simple. Google "Florida Man" followed by your birth month and date. So "florida man august 31st", click the first link and post results here.

I'll go first:

(https://i.imgur.com/leoO0Lp.png)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/strange-dance-at-mcdonalds-739506

Lets see who gets the craziest Florida Man.
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Hydrogy on January 29, 2020, 19:05:37
(https://i.imgur.com/UHQQB7b.png)
http://thefloridamantimes.com/july-16-2/
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Joe on January 29, 2020, 19:57:01
Mine is kind of lame.

(https://i.gyazo.com/2f771747f5289c012505f5c03bd1dbb4.png)


My cousin has the best though lmao.

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Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Beccah on January 29, 2020, 19:59:13
September 15th:

"Florida man flees library on scooter after smelling woman's feet"
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Vakn on January 29, 2020, 20:34:17
LMFAO June 10

A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Alaklondewen on January 29, 2020, 20:41:09
May 30

Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips

https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/03/14/florida-man-hits-pregnant-girlfriend-bag-tortilla-chips-over-babys-paternity-srso-says/3153868002/7
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Only Lilly on January 30, 2020, 18:22:53
April 27

https://www.click2houston.com/news/2018/04/27/florida-man-arrested-after-witnesses-said-he-practiced-karate-on-swans/



Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans



Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: ShaneGoesArd on January 30, 2020, 19:08:23
Quote from: Only Lilly on January 30, 2020, 18:22:53
April 27

https://www.click2houston.com/news/2018/04/27/florida-man-arrested-after-witnesses-said-he-practiced-karate-on-swans/



Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

LMAO, I think this one is winning so far.
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: ShaneGoesArd on February 01, 2020, 18:45:15
Anyone else fancy seeing what Florida Man was up to on their birthday?
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Runeseeker79 on February 02, 2020, 15:48:49
September 16th, 2015, a 52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing.

It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble.

A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a woman's feet, then tried to escape on a scooter. 


Wtf.
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: ShaneGoesArd on February 02, 2020, 16:11:32
Quote from: Runeseeker79 on February 02, 2020, 15:48:49
September 16th, 2015, a 52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing.

It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble.

A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a woman's feet, then tried to escape on a scooter. 


Wtf.

Standard library practice tbf
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Xeno Molly on February 07, 2020, 00:43:04
Florida Man test drives car; doesn't return it to dealership, police say. (https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/02/12/florida-man-test-drives-car-doesnt-return-it-dealership-police-say/)
(February 12)

Wait, that's illegal.
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Danny on February 10, 2020, 03:22:48
Florida man is too funny haha

January 21
Florida man tries to rob store to prove to his mother he’s ‘independent’
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Danny on February 10, 2020, 03:29:17
I put in my dads

November 27th
Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato  [-(
Title: Re: What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??
Post by: Mog on February 10, 2020, 03:50:06
February 17

A florida man has been charged with pointing a laser at a law enforcement helicopter.

Trust mine to be boring >.<