What was Florida Man doing on your Birthday??

ShaneGoesArd · « **on:** January 29, 2020, 18:45:14 »

Hey guys, the game is very simple. Google "Florida Man" followed by your birth month and date. So "florida man august 31st", click the first link and post results here.

I'll go first:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/strange-dance-at-mcdonalds-739506

Lets see who gets the craziest Florida Man.

Hydrogy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2020, 19:05:37 »

http://thefloridamantimes.com/july-16-2/

Joe · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2020, 19:57:01 »

Mine is kind of lame.

My cousin has the best though lmao.

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Beccah · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2020, 19:59:13 »

September 15th:

"Florida man flees library on scooter after smelling woman's feet"

Vakn · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2020, 20:34:17 »

LMFAO June 10

A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza

Alaklondewen · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2020, 20:41:09 »

May 30

Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips

https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/03/14/florida-man-hits-pregnant-girlfriend-bag-tortilla-chips-over-babys-paternity-srso-says/3153868002/7

Only Lilly · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2020, 18:22:53 »

April 27

https://www.click2houston.com/news/2018/04/27/florida-man-arrested-after-witnesses-said-he-practiced-karate-on-swans/

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

ShaneGoesArd · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2020, 19:08:23 »

Quote from: Only Lilly on January 30, 2020, 18:22:53

April 27

https://www.click2houston.com/news/2018/04/27/florida-man-arrested-after-witnesses-said-he-practiced-karate-on-swans/

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

LMAO, I think this one is winning so far.

ShaneGoesArd · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2020, 18:45:15 »

Anyone else fancy seeing what Florida Man was up to on their birthday?

Runeseeker79 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2020, 15:48:49 »

September 16th, 2015, a 52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing.

It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble.

A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a woman's feet, then tried to escape on a scooter.

Wtf.

ShaneGoesArd · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2020, 16:11:32 »

Quote from: Runeseeker79 on February 02, 2020, 15:48:49

September 16th, 2015, a 52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing.

It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble.

A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a woman's feet, then tried to escape on a scooter.

Wtf.

Standard library practice tbf