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Title: Weird shower thoughts..? (add a random thought)
Post by: prevoked on October 07, 2019, 21:39:17
how come theme parks can take a perfect photo of you at 70mph, but a security camera can't get a clear picture of a robber stood still?
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Post by: Draken062504 on October 08, 2019, 12:17:30
Our fingers have fingertips but our toes don't have toe tips. Yet, somehow we still tip toe...  ???
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Post by: Redtunnel on October 08, 2019, 12:40:15
The moon is populated entirely by robots!
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Post by: Laurisaurus on October 08, 2019, 13:34:40
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is basically the human version of "Have you tried to turn it off and turn it back on again?"
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Post by: prevoked on October 08, 2019, 20:23:57
What if Earth is similar to one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves...
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Post by: Jerichos7 on October 09, 2019, 06:38:07
I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out
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Post by: Only Lilly on October 09, 2019, 21:15:24
I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

Is this the same as ring o ring o roses
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Post by: Joe on October 10, 2019, 02:02:35
Everyone hates when happy birthday is sang to them and they hate singing it to others.

So what the hell are we doing here?
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Post by: Jerichos7 on October 10, 2019, 06:12:47
I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

Is this the same as ring o ring o roses
So this is what I found via google. I was referring to the American version (Honestly didn't know there were different versions of this until just now) Are you reffing to one of these other versions @Only Lilly ?

Common British versions include:

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

Cows in the meadows
Eating buttercups
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all jump up.

Common American versions include:

Ring-a-round the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down.

Common Indian versions include:

Ringa ringa roses,
Pocket full of posies
Husha busha!
We all fall down!

Common Maori versions include:

Ring-a-round the roses,
A pocket full of posies,
Kohuru! Kohuru!
We all fall down.
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Post by: Joe on October 10, 2019, 14:40:02
Saw this one a while ago and I can't take credit.

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to relax.  Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and nightclubs are designed for people to be energetic. 


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Post by: Redtunnel on October 11, 2019, 12:55:00
Saw this one a while ago and I can't take credit.

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to relax.  Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and nightclubs are designed for people to be energetic. 



I think that's just an age thing. Most people my age go to bars to relax and chat with friends. Clubs might be different though, I don't really know anyone who goes to clubs
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Post by: Only Lilly on October 11, 2019, 16:20:37
I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

Is this the same as ring o ring o roses
So this is what I found via google. I was referring to the American version (Honestly didn't know there were different versions of this until just now) Are you reffing to one of these other versions @Only Lilly ?

Common British versions include:

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

Cows in the meadows
Eating buttercups
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all jump up.

Common American versions include:

Ring-a-round the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down.

Common Indian versions include:

Ringa ringa roses,
Pocket full of posies
Husha busha!
We all fall down!

Common Maori versions include:

Ring-a-round the roses,
A pocket full of posies,
Kohuru! Kohuru!
We all fall down.

The UK one was about the Black Death, ring of roses is the rash you get, pocket full of poses is what you smell as you walk the streets to keep you from smelling death.  Atishoo atishoo we all fall down, is you sneezing and dying.

Which is why you always say Bless you when you sneeze,  as you may die.
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Post by: Jerichos7 on October 11, 2019, 16:36:39
Why does it hurt when you accidentally bite your tongue, and it doesn't hurt when you bite it on purpose. . .also why are you biting your tongue right now?
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Post by: Runeseeker79 on October 11, 2019, 16:38:25

The UK one was about the Black Death, ring of roses is the rash you get, pocket full of poses is what you smell as you walk the streets to keep you from smelling death.  Atishoo atishoo we all fall down, is you sneezing and dying.

Which is why you always say Bless you when you sneeze,  as you may die.
See I was taught the same thing about the American version as well. Just a few differences but definitely about the Black Death
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Post by: Alaklondewen on October 12, 2019, 01:47:54
Do vampire teeth have holes in them like straws?
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Post by: Jerichos7 on October 12, 2019, 06:43:06
Do vampire teeth have holes in them like straws?
They sure do, and we're just walking Caprisuns for them.
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Post by: prevoked on October 12, 2019, 22:31:39
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife...
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Post by: Laurisaurus on October 13, 2019, 01:37:41
Perhaps plants are really farming us after all. They give us oxygen until we eventually die and decompose, so they can consume us.
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Post by: Jerichos7 on October 13, 2019, 04:54:29
Perhaps plants are really farming us after all. They give us oxygen until we eventually die and decompose, so they can consume us.
(https://i.imgur.com/t2SEwKI.png)
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Post by: Jerichos7 on October 13, 2019, 04:57:05
Ice isn't actually cold. The hand feels cold because the heat from your hand is leaving your skin and entering the ice.
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Post by: Joe on October 13, 2019, 05:03:10
JK Rowling making changes to Harry Potter characters 20 years later is similar to having a counterargument 2 hours after the discussion is over.
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Post by: Laurisaurus on October 14, 2019, 23:08:40
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
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Post by: Amy on October 15, 2019, 00:49:58
The first 18 years of your life are like a free trial, then after that is pay to play

If you replace 'W' with 'T' in what, where and when, you get the answer to each of them  XD
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Post by: Laurisaurus on October 15, 2019, 11:34:34
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
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Post by: ShaneGoesArd on October 17, 2019, 19:27:56
We spend the years where we have the most energy, learning, in order to secure a good job to work and earn enough money, in order to enjoy those years of our lives where we have a lot less energy.
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Post by: GodFirst on October 17, 2019, 23:25:17
Your future self is talking shit about you.
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Post by: John on October 23, 2019, 04:00:49
The water's cold.
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Post by: Selc0uth on October 25, 2019, 10:00:06
is there a comparison website that compares comparison websites?
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Post by: John on October 25, 2019, 14:41:14
is there a comparison website that compares comparison websites?
You might have to check a comparison website for that
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Post by: Laurisaurus on March 25, 2020, 11:14:22
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook...
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Post by: xLeilah on March 25, 2020, 12:47:35
Mother told me never talk to strangers, but yet somehow its common to talk to strangers now without anyone batting an eye
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Post by: Xeno Molly on March 25, 2020, 17:31:59
...How do we know that some other animals can see more colors than humans if we can't see those colors?  [-(
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Post by: Xeno Molly on March 27, 2020, 05:26:03
I've woken up just about once every day since I was born, and I'm STILL not used to it.
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Post by: Xeno Molly on March 27, 2020, 22:50:15
Technically by this time in history, every single human has inbreeding in their ancestry...
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Post by: Xeno Molly on March 28, 2020, 06:16:57
Why do I feel satisfied doing repetitive tasks in Runescape, but not in my day-to-day existence?

Doing the same thing at work every day seems terrifying, but doing the same thing in Runescape every day seems just fine.
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Post by: Laurisaurus on May 01, 2020, 22:08:13
When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
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Post by: Laurisaurus on July 01, 2020, 09:07:30
What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us, and they want them?
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Post by: Laggspikes on July 01, 2020, 13:36:07
When snakes shed their skin, do they feel reborn?
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Post by: GodFirst on July 01, 2020, 16:02:16
What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us, and they want them?

Ah, gonna have some nightmares tonight
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Post by: AmloddSage on July 01, 2020, 17:23:57
what if Sam Harris is right and we are just vehicles being controlled by our overlord masters and the reality we experience is a feedback loop of sensations and senses leading us to believe false truths?
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Post by: Laggspikes on September 17, 2020, 22:11:55
If you walk backwards forever, do you eventually get a sixth sense that resembles having eyes in the back of your head???
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Post by: FleurR3belle on September 25, 2020, 01:13:14
If you are "Living the Dream" are you asleep?
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Post by: Laggspikes on September 25, 2020, 02:00:43
When you wake up and you are still tired, did you ever really sleep?
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Post by: Laurisaurus on September 26, 2020, 21:14:08
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
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Post by: Deadlocking on February 25, 2021, 21:47:58
Imagine if future electric cars were sold with a sticker on them saying, "batteries not included".
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Post by: Jonat on June 09, 2021, 20:36:14
If something tends to almost disappear when it’s flaming freezing, why in a really hot shower is the same thing not almost past your knees
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Post by: Jonat on June 09, 2021, 20:38:00
Oh yeah and also iirc.

Ring a ring of roses relates to the plague of London in the Middle Ages.
Ring is the infection sign
Pocket of poses to ward off the disease
Atishoo- you got the plague
All fall down- dead
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Post by: Deliever on June 24, 2021, 21:58:38
If you wait for the waiter, that makes you the waiter
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Post by: Jonat on June 24, 2021, 23:32:18
Wait....
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Post by: tashoony on June 25, 2021, 09:45:05
There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world =D
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Post by: Jonat on June 25, 2021, 11:07:34
You trying to tell me it’s not flat?