how come theme parks can take a perfect photo of you at 70mph, but a security camera can't get a clear picture of a robber stood still?

Our fingers have fingertips but our toes don't have toe tips. Yet, somehow we still tip toe... 

The moon is populated entirely by robots!

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is basically the human version of "Have you tried to turn it off and turn it back on again?"

What if Earth is similar to one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves...

I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

Is this the same as ring o ring o roses

Everyone hates when happy birthday is sang to them and they hate singing it to others.

So what the hell are we doing here?

Quote from: Jerichos7 on October 09, 2019, 06:38:07

I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

Is this the same as ring o ring o roses

So this is what I found via google. I was referring to the American version (Honestly didn't know there were different versions of this until just now) Are you reffing to one of these other versions @Only Lilly ?

Common British versions include:

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

Cows in the meadows
Eating buttercups
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all jump up.

Common American versions include:

Ring-a-round the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down.

Common Indian versions include:

Ringa ringa roses,
Pocket full of posies
Husha busha!
We all fall down!

Common Maori versions include:

Ring-a-round the roses,
A pocket full of posies,
Kohuru! Kohuru!
We all fall down.

Saw this one a while ago and I can't take credit.

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to relax.  Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and nightclubs are designed for people to be energetic. 

Saw this one a while ago and I can't take credit.

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to relax.  Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and nightclubs are designed for people to be energetic. 

I think that's just an age thing. Most people my age go to bars to relax and chat with friends. Clubs might be different though, I don't really know anyone who goes to clubs

Quote from: Only Lilly on October 09, 2019, 21:15:24

Quote from: Jerichos7 on October 09, 2019, 06:38:07

I just realized that childhood game "Ring Around the Rosey" is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the bowl
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

Is this the same as ring o ring o roses

So this is what I found via google. I was referring to the American version (Honestly didn't know there were different versions of this until just now) Are you reffing to one of these other versions @Only Lilly ?

Common British versions include:

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

Cows in the meadows
Eating buttercups
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all jump up.

Common American versions include:

Ring-a-round the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down.

Common Indian versions include:

Ringa ringa roses,
Pocket full of posies
Husha busha!
We all fall down!

Common Maori versions include:

Ring-a-round the roses,
A pocket full of posies,
Kohuru! Kohuru!
We all fall down.

The UK one was about the Black Death, ring of roses is the rash you get, pocket full of poses is what you smell as you walk the streets to keep you from smelling death.  Atishoo atishoo we all fall down, is you sneezing and dying.

Which is why you always say Bless you when you sneeze,  as you may die.

Why does it hurt when you accidentally bite your tongue, and it doesn't hurt when you bite it on purpose. . .also why are you biting your tongue right now?

The UK one was about the Black Death, ring of roses is the rash you get, pocket full of poses is what you smell as you walk the streets to keep you from smelling death.  Atishoo atishoo we all fall down, is you sneezing and dying.

Which is why you always say Bless you when you sneeze,  as you may die.

See I was taught the same thing about the American version as well. Just a few differences but definitely about the Black Death

Do vampire teeth have holes in them like straws?