Sure.  I'll manage for a bit.


1m but you have to play Skyrim with an inventory that has too much weight, so you have to slowly walk the entire game.

I could do that

1M but you would have to superglue your hands together

Worth it.

1m but you will always be facing north for one year. Like a compass.

I pretty much do that already.  My work desk faces North.


1m but you have to sleep in a tent on your roof for the month of December.

Bring it on, i live in canada im use to the cold.

1m but you have to swim in the ocean everyday in the winter months,for 10mins a day.

I live in Minnesota and often take a dive into Lake Superior.  Bring it on.


1m but you have to listen to me explain the math and physics of general relatively for an hour each day.  For a month.

Sure, I find that interesting, and I would learn something

1M but you would not be able to sit down unless going to sleep for 1 year

Man I would love to sleep for a year, sign me up.

1m but you have to train runecrafting all day, every day.

No thanks

1m but you'd lose your taste buds

No ty

1m but you can never listen to music ever again.

Nope.

you get $1m but it's counterfeit so you always run the risk of being caught

I accept. I think I could exchange this for real money through the right people... ;p

You get $1M but you have to post receipts of everything you buy on your mom's Facebook page.

Oof definitely not 

You get 1 million, but you have to give up alcohol.

I could make that work...

You get $1M but it's all in non-convertible bit coin.

NO WAY lmao

You can have $1m but it's been taken from an innocent family.