Nope

1M but you have to walk bare foot forever

no.

1m but you can never be around animals anymore.

no

1m but you can't use any form of internet anymore

Sure!

You get 1M but you have to get 200M agility first - laps only

Need a reason to do agil anyway!

1m but you have to have every single hair on your body waxed.

Sure.  Shouldn't be an issue for me.

1m but you have to run a marathon and you have only 3 weeks to prepare.

Sure (might kill me first tho!  )

1m but you have to walk on hot coals 3 times a week for 2 year

sure, since i already said no the the barefoot one

1m but you have to play cards against humanity for 100 hours straight.

Hell no, I'd eventually get bored

1million, but you have to fully max your least favourite skill...

Done and done

1m but you have to 're do your school years again

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Nope.

1m but you have to give up chocolate for a month.

Easy.

1m but you can never wash yourself ever again.

Not worth it.


1m but you get really bad gas whenever you're around the person you like.

Yes. I'm already forever alone! I'd rather have money and be forever alone!

1m but every day for the rest of your life you wake up to a stranger of random gender spooning you.

nah fam

1 million but you will have to live on the street without a bankaccount, and you have the money in cash.