Granted, but you don't get holiday / annual leave

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted but its all in 1ps

I wish I wouldn't age

Granted but you lose your memories from the past year every birthday

I wish I had a pet wolf

I wish I had a pet wolf

Granted, but it attacks and eats you

I wish I had unlimited wishes without repercussion

Granted, but you could only wish good things on other people.

I wish I could teleport where ever and whenever I want.

Granted, but you always end up a few miles off course

I wish I had every 120 cape in game

Granted, but your all skills reset to 38 afterwards.

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but you live in complete isolation from any living creature for all of eternity.

I wish that I only needed to sleep one day a week and still be able to function like a normal human being, so that I could accomplish more during the week.

Granted, but only thing u can get done is wash windows.

I wish i had a maid to clean my house

Granted, but she's also a thief

I wish days were longer

Granted, but you have to spend them sitting down on a hard chair.

I wish I can read peoples' minds

Granted but you're in an irreversible coma.

I wish I could provide the world with free sustainable energy

Granted, but it painfully drains you of your life force.

I wish I could change my body temperature at will

Granted, but the intensity of the change will be stronger each time you do it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you fly super...SUPER slow.


I wish I could run extremely fast