Granted, but everything tastes like cardboard.

I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted.

Granted, but everything tastes like cardboard.

I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted.

Granted but you never get to leave the gross hostel you have to stay at.

I wish I could absorb a books contents just by touching it rather than reading for hours.

Granted but they are pointless instruction manuals in another language.


I wish I could teleport between different locations.

Granted but they are pointless instruction manuals in another language.


I wish I could teleport between different locations.

Granted but you come out progressively more disfigured each time you do so.


I wish I could fly like Superman.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

Granted but you fly at the speed of a snail.


I wish I could go invisible anytime I wanted.

Granted,

But, when your not invisible, your 100% naked.

I wish i could read minds

Granted

But, every time you do, you get shocks to the head.

I wish I was a mermaid.

Granted, but you will be the only one and become lonely

I wish I had an indoor pool

I wish I had an indoor pool

Granted but how unfortunate you're locked outside forever!


Wish I could play any instrument that I picked up without all the practice.

Granted

but everytime you play you get rotten food thrown at you

I wish i had chicken

Granted

but everytime you play you get rotten food thrown at you

I wish i had chicken

Granted but it is the size of and has the demeanor of a Velociraptor.


I wish I had unlimited wishes without consequence.

I wish I had unlimited wishes without consequence.

Granted but your wishes can only benefit others and not yourself. (Not a consequence just a rule  )


I wish I was a wizard.

Quote from: Jerichos7 on August 16, 2019, 05:06:22

I wish I had unlimited wishes without consequence.

Granted but your wishes can only benefit others and not yourself. (Not a consequence just a rule  )


I wish I was a wizard.

I wish for you to have wishes and give me unlimited wishes #winning

Granted. But all you can wish for is unlimited wishes.

I wish I was as cool as @Redtunnel

Granted. But all you can wish for is unlimited wishes.

I wish I was as cool as @Redtunnel

Granted, but your name will reflect it!

I wish soda companies didn't release new flavours with zero sugar exclusively!