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Public Forum => Forum Games => Topic started by: Only Lilly on August 14, 2019, 19:32:29
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How it works!
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Someone Comments a wish
*I wish I had a pool*
The next person grants the wish,BUT it corrupts it
*But it is filled with jello
And so on..
Ill Start
I wish I had a new car
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I wish I had a new car
But it was completely filled with cement.
I am going to enjoy this game...
I wish I had a nice big house.
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I wish I had a nice big house.
It has no roof, windows, or doors and you may never leave.
I wish I had all the money I could ever need
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I wish I had a nice big house.
It has no roof, windows, or doors and you may never leave.
I wish I had all the money I could ever need
granted but you have a daily limit 20£
wish i could pass every exam with out studying
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Granted but you will never pass a job interview
I wish I lived on a puppy island
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Granted but you will never pass a job interview
I wish I lived on a puppy island
Granted but now you're a cat.
I wish I all the answers
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Granted BUT
you have all the wrong answers
I wish i had unlimited bacon
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I wish i had unlimited bacon
Granted but it's all rotten.
I wish I could breath under water
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granted but you cant leave the water
i wish for a clean house
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Granted but your house is a cardboard box.
I wish i could speak every language.
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Granted but your house is a cardboard box.
I wish i could speak every language.
Granted but you have the worlds worst stutter.
I wish I was the worlds most handsome man.
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Granted but no one can see you.
I wish I was amazing at sports.
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Granted,
But no one wants to play with you
I wish I could talk to animals
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Granted, but they dont want to talk to you
I wish days were longer
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Granted but you also have to work twice as long per day
I wish i could eat anything i want without getting fat or unhealthy
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Granted, but everything tastes like cardboard.
I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted.
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Granted, but everything tastes like cardboard.
I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted.
Granted but you never get to leave the gross hostel you have to stay at.
I wish I could absorb a books contents just by touching it rather than reading for hours.
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Granted but they are pointless instruction manuals in another language.
I wish I could teleport between different locations.
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Granted but they are pointless instruction manuals in another language.
I wish I could teleport between different locations.
Granted but you come out progressively more disfigured each time you do so.
I wish I could fly like Superman.
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I wish I could fly like Superman.
Granted but you fly at the speed of a snail.
I wish I could go invisible anytime I wanted.
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Granted,
But, when your not invisible, your 100% naked.
I wish i could read minds
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Granted
But, every time you do, you get shocks to the head.
I wish I was a mermaid.
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Granted, but you will be the only one and become lonely :(
I wish I had an indoor pool
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I wish I had an indoor pool
Granted but how unfortunate you're locked outside forever!
Wish I could play any instrument that I picked up without all the practice.
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Granted
but everytime you play you get rotten food thrown at you
I wish i had chicken
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Granted
but everytime you play you get rotten food thrown at you
I wish i had chicken
Granted but it is the size of and has the demeanor of a Velociraptor.
I wish I had unlimited wishes without consequence.
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I wish I had unlimited wishes without consequence.
Granted but your wishes can only benefit others and not yourself. (Not a consequence just a rule :P)
I wish I was a wizard.
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I wish I had unlimited wishes without consequence.
Granted but your wishes can only benefit others and not yourself. (Not a consequence just a rule :P)
I wish I was a wizard.
I wish for you to have wishes and give me unlimited wishes #winning
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Granted. But all you can wish for is unlimited wishes.
I wish I was as cool as @Redtunnel
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Granted. But all you can wish for is unlimited wishes.
I wish I was as cool as @Redtunnel
Granted, but your name will reflect it!
I wish soda companies didn't release new flavours with zero sugar exclusively!
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Granted; new sodas are now exclusively 100% sugar.
I wish they'd stop discontinuing my shows.
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I wish they'd stop discontinuing my shows.
Granted but they only release 1 new episode every 3 years
I wish there was enough hours in the day to get everything I wanna get done, done.
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You wake up in Alaska, and watch the sun circle you for days...
I wish the city lights dimmed so I could see more stars
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your wish has been granted and you no longer see color
i wish people would get along
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your wish has been granted and you no longer see color
i wish people would get along
Granted but now everyone is overly nice in that really annoying way that seems kinda fake, and it just gets really annoying. Like you can't quiet put your finger on it but yea, just rubs you the wrong way. Kinda just grinds your gears.
I wish my cat would stop meowing at my bedroom door every morning and waking me up when she clearly doesn't need anything.
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I wish my cat would stop meowing at my bedroom door every morning and waking me up when she clearly doesn't need anything.
Granted but now your dog constantly barks at the door as your neighbors car alarm goes off all through the night.
I wish my neighbors kids would stop yelling at each other in the middle of the night
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granted but instead they now flatten your vehicles tires every day
i wish i had a staff of sliske
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Granted. But you accidentally destroy it on receiving it!
I wish I had all the money in the world.
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Granted, but it all gets stolen
I wish I could live in a fantasy game for the day
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Granted. But if you die in the game, you die irl. 3:)
I wish there was world peace forever.
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Granted, but instead, you go deaf and the world is forever peaceful ;)
I wish I could remember everything
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Oooooft. Ouch Amy XD
Granted, but instead you end up forgetting everything you knew before now.
I wish I could go home already.
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Granted. . . but for some odd reason you can't remember where home is or how to get there.
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and as much as I want and never work out, but be in peak physical health and ripped.
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Granted, but you would always smell horrible.
I wish @Redtunnel stop changing peoples name.
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Granted, but you would always smell horrible.
I wish @Redtunnel stop changing peoples name.
Granted - I am the only one with a cool username of the forums and nobody else is allowed one.
I wish RuneScape would get a Borderlands Graphical Update.
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Granted
But you can only do combat in runescape
I wish it could only be autumn all year long
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I wish it could only be autumn all year long
Granted but it's always Halloween, so you'll have endless amounts of children at your door trick or treating.
I wish the oceans were clean
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Granted, but all the rubbish ends up in your back garden
I wish I could change my hairstyle everyday
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Granted but everyone gets to decide your hairstyle for you.
Wish I didn't have to work, so I could get all the Xp on RuneScape
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Granted.
But the xp you gain is extremely low each tick.
I wish I had the power of invisibility.
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granted,
But whilst you are invisible you are also blind.
wish I didnt have to train r/c
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Granted, but you have to train agility twice as much
I wish I lived on a tropical island
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Granted but everyday is filled with tropical storms.
I wish I could change the seasons on command.
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Granted but, you have to live in a igloo all year long.
I wish i can delete agility from the game all together
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Granted, but now you'll have to do twice as much slayer to make up for the lost skill.
I wish I had all the best gear.
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I wish I had all the best gear.
Granted but as soon as you get it the newest gear comes out and what you have is obsolete.
I wish I had a max cash stack
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Granted, but you can't spend it.
I wish i had unlimted chocolate bars that i can eat!
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Granted
But everytime you consume one you have a severe allergic reaction.
I wish the world was just full of nice people.
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I wish the world was just full of nice people.
Granted. Everyone now lives in Frances, more specifically, Nice.
I wish Lilly became a PvMer.
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I wish Lilly became a PvMer.
Granted, but not a very good one. Can't even beat the giant mole.
I wish I had all the dead content completed for the trimmed comp cape.
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Granted, but
you had to do trim un-dead stuff 10 times.
I wish i couldn't die in the wild
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Granted, but
you had to do trim un-dead stuff 10 times.
I wish i couldn't die in the wild
Granted but now you'll die twice as much outside of the wild.
I wish I was better at bossing.
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I wish I was better at bossing.
Granted. However, you have zero RNG and get into debt buying supplies for your dry-bossing trips.
I wish they would rework construction.
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granted, but the xp rates are halved.
i wish my pet RNG was higher.
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Granted, but you just can't seem to beat any bosses.
I wish I could choose my drops for all my boss kills.
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Granted, but the drops will forever be untradeable
I wish my dinner would be ready instantly
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Granted, but the drops will forever be untradeable
I wish my dinner would be ready instantly
Granted but you cant taste anything anymore.
I wish i could buy whatever i want.
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I wish i could buy whatever i want.
Granted but you have to give it all away anyway.
I wish I could travel the world without having to pay for anything
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Granted, but you will have to take the bus everywheres and sit in the bathroom for the ride
i wish i could speak dutch
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i wish i could speak dutch
Granted but you have to whisper everything you say all the time.
I wish I could move to the UK.
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Granted but lauren moves to us
I wish i could win virtus off treasure hunter
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Granted. But once you do Diango safekeeps it forever.
I wish I could be better at drawing.
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Granted. But you go blind so you can never see your work
I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world
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Granted, but your body deteriorates more after each teleport.
I wish I lived closer to the people I care about.
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Granted, But you don't get to see them.
Wish I had the best job ever!
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Granted, but you don't get holiday / annual leave ;)
I wish I won the lottery.
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Granted but its all in 1ps
I wish I wouldn't age
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Granted but you lose your memories from the past year every birthday
I wish I had a pet wolf
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I wish I had a pet wolf
Granted, but it attacks and eats you
I wish I had unlimited wishes without repercussion
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Granted, but you could only wish good things on other people.
I wish I could teleport where ever and whenever I want.
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Granted, but you always end up a few miles off course
I wish I had every 120 cape in game
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Granted, but your all skills reset to 38 afterwards.
I wish I could live forever
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Granted, but you live in complete isolation from any living creature for all of eternity.
I wish that I only needed to sleep one day a week and still be able to function like a normal human being, so that I could accomplish more during the week.
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Granted, but only thing u can get done is wash windows.
I wish i had a maid to clean my house
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Granted, but she's also a thief
I wish days were longer
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Granted, but you have to spend them sitting down on a hard chair.
I wish I can read peoples' minds
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Granted but you're in an irreversible coma.
I wish I could provide the world with free sustainable energy
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Granted, but it painfully drains you of your life force.
I wish I could change my body temperature at will
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Granted, but the intensity of the change will be stronger each time you do it.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted but you fly super...SUPER slow.
I wish I could run extremely fast
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Granted, but you run on your hands.
I wish I could adopt another cat
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Granted, but the cats wont get along well unfortunatly.
I wish everyday could be christmas.
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Granted, but you have to give all your money to a charity, and force to live outta trash
I wish i had a cozy fireplace
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Granted, but that fireplace will be all you have. Even in the summer.
I wish I can read minds #-o
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Granted, but all you'll hear is their voices in your head - even at night.
I wish I could travel the world.
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Granted but you have to walk everywhere and if you wanna go over seas, you gotta swim.
I wish I could sleep without wasting hours in the day.
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Granted but you'll have nightmares every night be scared awake every morning.
I wish I was a rocket propulsion engineer at SpaceX.
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Granted, you'll be under paid for being bald and beautiful.
I wish I could play RuneScape without losing rl time omg!
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Granted, but once you play you can never leave... mwahahahaha. 3:)
I wish there were more hours in the day.
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I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted, but they would go by feeling only like seconds
i wish i could have a house big enough to adopt 50 dogs
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Granted but just 1 room and only big enough for the dogs, leaving you outside.
Wish I could travel through time.
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granted but you can only travel back to 1 specific year
I wish I could go see the statue of liberty.
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Granted but it's just a toy one in a gift shop.
I wish I never had to clean out my cats litter box.
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Granted but your house is just 1 big litter box.
Wish i wasn't so cold..haha
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Granted but now you can't feel a thing D:
I wish I was able to buy my own place already.
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Granted, but the place collapsed before you could move in.
I wish the business I work for would really take off.
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Granted but you work alone in a padded room.
I wish i had cookies
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Granted, but they're burnt.
I wish I wasn't always tired.
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Granted, but you’ll never dream again.
I wish that I could talk with cats.
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Granted but the only thing around were dogs.
I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted
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Granted but only a few seconds a day
I wish I would get Ralph
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Granted but you can't summon him, there's no broadcast, and no one ever believes you.
I wish to get a Shadow Dye from a clue scroll
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Granted, but when you receive it, it gets destroyed! D:
I wish I could get more sleep.
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Granted, but you will never feel rested again
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I wish I could get a Trimmed comp cape with minimal effort.
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Granted but you never get the particles!
I wish fishing was 1m/hr xp
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Granted, but it siphons that XP from other skills at random.
I wish clan capes were real.
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Granted but it smells horrendous and makes you feel sick constantly!
I wish you never put weight on from food!
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Granted, but every time you eat you start to hate food more.
I wish I had more free time to play.
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Granted, but you can't connect to the Internet anymore!
I wish to speak every language in the world!
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Granted but you lose the ability to hear!
I wish quests were on treasure hunter to be complete
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I wish quests were on treasure hunter to be complete
All of your other quest points are reset
I wish I had 120 in all skills
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granted but right when you get 120 all your stats get reset
I wish I could high level pvm
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Granted
but it takes 3 hours to kill one each enemy
I wish I had a faster computer
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Granted
but it wont download any game you want to play.
I wish I could play a musical instrument
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*hands you a triangle*
I wish I had chocolate