Granted, but

you had to do trim un-dead stuff 10 times.

I wish i couldn't die in the wild

Granted, but

you had to do trim un-dead stuff 10 times.

I wish i couldn't die in the wild

Granted but now you'll die twice as much outside of the wild.

I wish I was better at bossing.

I wish I was better at bossing.

Granted. However, you have zero RNG and get into debt buying supplies for your dry-bossing trips.


I wish they would rework construction.

granted, but the xp rates are halved.

i wish my pet RNG was higher.

Granted, but you just can't seem to beat any bosses.

I wish I could choose my drops for all my boss kills.

Granted, but the drops will forever be untradeable

I wish my dinner would be ready instantly

Granted, but the drops will forever be untradeable

I wish my dinner would be ready instantly

Granted but you cant taste anything anymore.

I wish i could buy whatever i want.

I wish i could buy whatever i want.

Granted but you have to give it all away  anyway.

I wish I could travel the world without having to pay for anything

Granted, but you will have to take the bus everywheres and sit in the bathroom for the ride

i wish i could speak dutch

i wish i could speak dutch

Granted but you have to whisper everything you say all the time.

I wish I could move to the UK.

Granted but lauren moves to us


I wish i could win virtus off treasure hunter

Granted. But once you do Diango safekeeps it forever.


I wish I could be better at drawing.

Granted. But you go blind so you can never see your work

I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world

Granted, but your body deteriorates more after each teleport.

I wish I lived closer to the people I care about.

Granted, But you don't get to see them.


Wish I had the best job ever!