Granted; new sodas are now exclusively 100% sugar.

I wish they'd stop discontinuing my shows.

I wish they'd stop discontinuing my shows.

Granted but they only release 1 new episode every 3 years

I wish there was enough hours in the day to get everything I wanna get done, done.

You wake up in Alaska, and watch the sun circle you for days...

I wish the city lights dimmed so I could see more stars

your wish has been granted and you no longer see color

i wish people would get along

your wish has been granted and you no longer see color

i wish people would get along

Granted but now everyone is overly nice in that really annoying way that seems kinda fake, and it just gets really annoying. Like you can't quiet put your finger on it but yea, just rubs you the wrong way. Kinda just grinds your gears.

I wish my cat would stop meowing at my bedroom door every morning and waking me up when she clearly doesn't need anything.

I wish my cat would stop meowing at my bedroom door every morning and waking me up when she clearly doesn't need anything.

Granted but now your dog constantly barks at the door as your neighbors car alarm goes off all through the night.

I wish my neighbors kids would stop yelling at each other in the middle of the night

granted but instead they now flatten your vehicles tires every day

i wish i had a staff of sliske

Granted. But you accidentally destroy it on receiving it!

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted, but it all gets stolen

I wish I could live in a fantasy game for the day

Granted. But if you die in the game, you die irl. 

I wish there was world peace forever.

Granted, but instead, you go deaf and the world is forever peaceful

I wish I could remember everything

Oooooft. Ouch Amy

Granted, but instead you end up forgetting everything you knew before now.

I wish I could go home already.

Granted. . . but for some odd reason you can't remember where home is or how to get there.


I wish I could eat anything I wanted and as much as I want and never work out, but be in peak physical health and ripped.

Granted, but you would always smell horrible.

I wish @Redtunnel stop changing peoples name.

Granted, but you would always smell horrible.

I wish @Redtunnel stop changing peoples name.

Granted - I am the only one with a cool username of the forums and nobody else is allowed one.


I wish RuneScape would get a Borderlands Graphical Update.