Granted, but the place collapsed before you could move in.

I wish the business I work for would really take off.

Granted but you work alone in a padded room.

I wish i had cookies

Granted, but they're burnt.

I wish I wasn't always tired.

Granted, but you’ll never dream again.

I wish that I could talk with cats.

Granted but the only thing around were dogs.


I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted

Granted but only a few seconds a day

I wish I would get Ralph

Granted but you can't summon him, there's no broadcast, and no one ever believes you.

I wish to get a Shadow Dye from a clue scroll

Granted, but when you receive it, it gets destroyed! D:

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, but you will never feel rested again

I wish I could get a Trimmed comp cape with minimal effort.

Granted but you never get the particles!

I wish fishing was 1m/hr xp

Granted, but it siphons that XP from other skills at random.

I wish clan capes were real.

Granted but it smells horrendous and makes you feel sick constantly!


I wish you never put weight on from food!

Granted, but every time you eat you start to hate food more.

I wish I had more free time to play.

Granted, but you can't connect to the Internet anymore!

I wish to speak every language in the world!