Currently trending on theRS Reddit "You get to take one item from RuneScape into the real world, and it has the same abilities as in game. What item do you choose"?

So, which items would you choose and why?

I'd probably choose the Sinister Clown face and my reason being is because my sister & her boyfriend absolutely freaks the hell out when they see them. That'd be hilarious and priceless

Stone of jas, wreck havoc

Thats a horrible mask.

I would love one of the pets.  Maybe the Stargazer or whatever it is called as it is so pretty

A jagex mod's rotten potato would come in handy! I'd pick the christmas wand though, infinite puddings!

Ectophial, so that it could teleport me to Port Phasmatys, which would then put me in the world of RuneScape. Then I get to explore to my heart's content. A ghost town would be a nice starter town, to be honest.

Edit: If I can't do that, then... Maybe a crystal bow. I dunno. An infinite amount of magical arrows sounds nice.